V8 Special

John Wayne Gacy was innocent!

Real Pogo Action!

The Sadboys action figure is now available in the Resin Trash Bigcartel store. Buy one now, and experience Real Pogo Action!

Also, I’ve consolidated all of the band figures into one listing to make room in the store for upcoming releases.

Real Pogo Action!

-Weird Luke

(Source: mutopiatoys)

resin-trash:

The Black Death is now available to buy in the Resin Trash Distro 
Clammy grasping hands out to get you, don’t let him touch. Your soul isn’t safe as long as he can reach out and grab you. The Necronomicon won’t save you now, this unlife was brought on by science, and science is calling magic’s bluff.
Maybe if you nuke him it’ll work…
This figure and more available only at: http://resintrashdistro.bigcartel.com/
-Weird Luke

resin-trash:

The Black Death is now available to buy in the Resin Trash Distro

Clammy grasping hands out to get you, don’t let him touch. Your soul isn’t safe as long as he can reach out and grab you. The Necronomicon won’t save you now, this unlife was brought on by science, and science is calling magic’s bluff.

Maybe if you nuke him it’ll work…

This figure and more available only at: http://resintrashdistro.bigcartel.com/

-Weird Luke

(Source: mutopiatoys)

"Battlefoot"
Bigfoot with sci-fi assault weapon and cigar
All pictures of Bigfoot were drawn while I was in the 10th grade
every assignment in art class was either reinterpreted to revolve around Bigfoot, or ignored in favor of drawing Bigfoot.
Motorcycle Pete don’t like it when you look at his bike.
"Bow before Abayomi, the mighty Sun God!"
All the girls want some of that sweet pre-colonization Sun God temple loving.
"Quite now little priestess, the Sun Gods’s about to take you for a ride on his sky-chariot."

Crusaders with modern day technology.

The Pope has a mechanized battle suit.

I don’t think Mecca is going to stay in Muslim hands for long.

The marvel of jaw genetics. (And why I should direct music videos for pop sensations.)

I’m pretty pissed that no one told me that Carly Rae Jepsen has the most aesthetically beautiful mouth and jaw of any pop star I’ve ever seen. Now I can’t think of anything other than chaining her up in my basement and stroking her jaw. Her eye’s are nice to but only as an accent to the lower half of her face, she could really do without them. In fact they’ll probably be the first part of her I cut out. Also, her gay love interest is quite a piece of man, He’d look much better with a mask on though. His face is pointlessly chiseled, I mean good job, you found the human male who’s skull most closely resembles a cinderblock. That’s nice for some things, I mean like if I have to replace a wheel on my trailer home, But why on earth would you put him opposite to a model of perfect facial engineering like Carly Rae? That’s like accenting a beautiful painting by framing it with the worlds longest turd. Actually that’s a really good idea. It’s more lik
e accenting a pornstar by casting Bigfoot to fuck her. Wait, Shit. I like that idea to. It’s like taking something I think is beautiful and miraculous and dragging it through the mud. Oh, I’ve got it! It’s like making Mad Max: Beyond the Thunderdome! I mean come on, you’ve already got Road Warrior. You’re not gonna top that, it’s impossible. Brilliant in concept but so poorly executed, you might as well have made the whole movie about the stupid tribe of children who don’t even know how to walk away from a wrecked airplane. If they wanted to make the Call me maybe video right, they would have chopped of the chiseled embodiment of metrosexual perfections head and bolted a real cinderblock to his neck stump. Not only would he be much easier on the eyes, but it would add a whole level of surrealism to the video, because the girl uberjaw would spend three and a half minutes trying to seduce a headless corpse. Music video gold. I should be writing these things, this work is easy. I wrote every word of this while sitting on the toilet forcing out a stubborn turd.
-Weird Luke
This may become a shirt…

Or I’ll just get it tattooed on my leg in which case it most definitely will not become a shirt.
The future of modern combat.
The middle east is fucked.
The underworld’s so bright I gotta wear shades.
This might be a shirt one day…