Crusaders with modern day technology.
The Pope has a mechanized battle suit.
I don’t think Mecca is going to stay in Muslim hands for long.
e accenting a pornstar by casting Bigfoot to fuck her. Wait, Shit. I like that idea to. It’s like taking something I think is beautiful and miraculous and dragging it through the mud. Oh, I’ve got it! It’s like making Mad Max: Beyond the Thunderdome! I mean come on, you’ve already got Road Warrior. You’re not gonna top that, it’s impossible. Brilliant in concept but so poorly executed, you might as well have made the whole movie about the stupid tribe of children who don’t even know how to walk away from a wrecked airplane. If they wanted to make the Call me maybe video right, they would have chopped of the chiseled embodiment of metrosexual perfections head and bolted a real cinderblock to his neck stump. Not only would he be much easier on the eyes, but it would add a whole level of surrealism to the video, because the girl uberjaw would spend three and a half minutes trying to seduce a headless corpse. Music video gold. I should be writing these things, this work is easy. I wrote every word of this while sitting on the toilet forcing out a stubborn turd.